nuts to the world!

I let G wear shorts while we went to Panera last night.

*** This morning ... ***

Is it cold this day (always says "this day" instead of today)?

Yes.

Oh nuts. 

It's winter.  

Nuts to the world!

It will be cold until it's summer again.

Well ... can I wear shorts today because I am three?

I don't know.

Camo shorts?
I got you some new jeans last night that you could try ...

Are they short jeans? (shorts)
No, they are jeans ... long pants ... because it's winter.

Oh.  Am I three years old?
Yes.

Can I wear shorts this day because I am three?

We'll see ...