Recent quotes from the kiddos ...you can probably guess who said what :)
"I know that Mommy is your name ... but Dana is your middle name."
to Baby, while rubbing his back ... "You have just the sweeeeetest back I ever saw."
"Did Daddy used to be a sheriff?"
"Do some people smoke cigarettes so they won't have to go to the bathroom?"
(I don't get this one either.)
after passing a poster for a lost cat ... "Maybe I could find missing animals for a living."
"I like your feet." "Why?" I asked. "Because they're cute!"
"I am not afraid of the light, but I am afraid of the dark because things might kill me. A bear might come and eat me up. And I would not like that. And you would not be happy about that either. You would miss me."
after finding a baby bunny at a family picnic at Great~Grandma's ... "That bunny would make a good police dog!"
"If I wasn't in a grade ... like at church or school ... a stranger might think I'm a small adult because I'm so tall."
referring to Little Cutie ... "His nipples are almost in his armpits!"
ANSWERS: F, F, B, B, H, F, F, B, H, H
3 comments:
That last comment had me laughing out loud! Buddy sure has a one-track mind when it comes to being a good little police officer. :)
Love them! Are you recording them in a journal? I think I remember that your mom used to record your childhood sleep-talking "quotes" :)
These are hilarious!!! I think your kids say the funniest things! And they are smart too!
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